A recipe for love and respect?

Here is a great chinese recipe very old and well known. I is believed that this will make you husbands love and respect you once again as he did in the begining. (many men have the habit of straying away after the mariage stars to get boring and redundant)

Here goes::

Go to the woods or the jungle and find a wild dog, dingo, wolfe or even a stray dog will do. Feed the animal and make it trust you. The start to collect the feaces and put it in the sun to dry.

Pulverise the feaces into powder form and mix it with black pepper. Put the stuff into a pepper dispenser.

It is very important that the husband has no clue or hint about this at all.By using this new pepper your husband will get a dog parasite called HYDATED CYST. He will be put into hospital for treatment. you will then visit him daily with flowers and he will know how much u care for him and how mean he as been to you. Thus he will love you and respect you. LIKE NEVER BEFORE:

A recipe for love and respect?
eewwww this is gross!
Reply:Why would you need to make your husband sick so he can stay with you. The best place to make your husband stay with you is to not do anything bad to him. What about if he finds a cute nurse or a cute room mate and a night he might be feeling sad a blue, your can be there because visitors hours ended at 8 pm. So the only person thare to make him feel better is the nurse or the room mate. He might leave with one of them. Is a man wants to leave they will leave you regardless how much you take care of him.
Reply:WOT R U ON!!!!!!!
Reply:Very well done, Hair of the Dog. A real rude awakening is what some people need! Bravo!!!!
Reply:if he is that bad to you it would be easier to leave him and find a new husband.

Why, if you love him that much do you want to purposefully make him sick?
Reply:Sounds like manipulation to me, not love and respect. If you want love and respect from your husband you shouldn't have to make him "needy." If you do, then YOU have the problem.
Reply:R U Crazy???? Or just Chinese...