Hello me Duckies!!!MUTAL SATISFACTION!!!A man drives his date up to lovers lane and parks up.?

"L have to be honest with you,"the woman says as the man makes his move."I', a prostitute."Tha man thinks about this for a bit and decides he's ok with it.He agrees to pay her ￡25 and they get down to buiness.After they finish,the man says,"Now,I should be honest,too.I'm a taxi driver and it's going to cost you ￡25 to get back into town."



A cowboy walks into a saloon and says,"Who painted my horse's balls yellow?"Suddenly,a huge,mean looking cowboy stands up,"I did."So the first guy looks upat him and says,"Great.The first coat's dry."



A man placed flowers on his mothers grave and was starting back towards his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.The man kept repeating,"Why did you have to die."The 1st man approached him.

"I don't wish to interfere with your private frief,but can I ask who you're mourning for?"

The mourner took a moment to collect himself,then replied,"My wife's first husband".

THERE ME DUCKIES ENJOY!!!!!!!!

Hello me Duckies!!!MUTAL SATISFACTION!!!A man drives his date up to lovers lane and parks up.?
right that's it am selling ma t.v and gonna stop paying my licence too....... just switch you on to keep maself entertained..... get in there wonder star..........

by the way its pissing with rain over here!!
Reply:lol.
Reply:hahaha

i think the last is the best
Reply:lo so funny
Reply:Thanks! I needed that!
Reply:thanks for the smile .....have a star
Reply:Thanks for the laugh... good ones!
Reply:thats frickin' hilarious...