We met on MillionaireCupid.com, she had a picture(not good and clear) posted. I figured, "well maybe she just isn't into computers and digital cameras."
She calls me on friday to see if I wanted to go meet her and grab some food or something. I'm up for it, so I get directions to her house and go pick her up. She opened the door, but I couldn't tell, because her silhouette blocked all light from within the house.
I'm not attracted to big girls, but they are almost always more fun to talk to, so I went in and tried not to give out any signals that I would be interested in anything other than talking. Her entire house was covered with quilts, window treatments, dried flowers, and other stuff that makes me want to run away. She gave me the quick tour, and made a subtle sex reference when she showed me her bedrooom. Try politely laughing while stifling the gag reflex sometime. It cannot be done smoothly.
She offers me a beer, and we sit down on her couch for a minute while we decide wh
My bad dating experiences.?
Stay away from internet dating sites. Most people just lie about everything. I'm glad you escaped with your manhood still intact.
Reply:awww...hehe ...poor u !
Reply:Ouch. Kinda sounds like the same thing I went through with a guy..
Reply:Lol your story actually amused me, it's quite comical really. I feel bad you were in such a tense situation, I suppose you better check out your online friends a little more thoroughly before jumping into that car! and NO MORE BLURRED PICS! They are blurred for a reason.... they don't want you to see all that should be shown. Those are the type of people who think they can suck in when you met in person, lol. I hope you have better luck down the road. I enjoyed reading it though
Sunday, February 5, 2012
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