Everyone I give flowers to has nasty accidents, do you think that my flowers are cursed?

There are a number of street lights and lamposts by the side of the road around where I live that people keep on sticking flowers too. I figure that free flowers are free flowers so I take them and pass them on to people that I love, respect, or indeed just want to dry hump the legs off



But they keep on having mysterious and devastating accidents almost as soon as they receive the flowers....



Very strange indeed: are the flowers somehow cursed or do you think that some people are just naturally unlucky?



I would appreciate your advise in the delicate matter...

Everyone I give flowers to has nasty accidents, do you think that my flowers are cursed?
Yes, your flowers are cursed. Don't give the flowers to no one !!! LMAO !!!
Reply:Sounds like ur just having bad luck.
Reply:I dont think those flowers on the lamposts are for you, they're probably to commemortae deaths in that area and your using the very same flowers, now you tell me, are they cursed?
Reply:yes it's u
Reply:Flowers can't be cursed. It is merely a series of very unfortunate coincedenses.
Reply:First of all, no. With that said.....maybe your natural klutziness is just transferring from your hand to the flowers, and then tenfold onto the people you give the flowers to.



In that case, I would think that either the lampposts are cursed, or more simply, the people who are putting the flowers on them in the first place. They could have some sort of evil potion on them that takes a person's....well, klutziness...and turns it into another person's misfortune.



Does that make any sense? I hope so.......yikes!
Reply:It may sound like a curse but it looks like pure coincidence to me. ^__^ So don't worry anymore! If you really do feel disturbed, I'd suggest you stop giving away those flowers. The most simple and cheap and down-to-earth and useful and logical solution!
Reply:Please don't send me any flowers....I don't want to take any chances. =)
Reply:OMG if they are, you you please send them to some of the people I don't like!! PLEASEE!!
Reply:You may want to try stealing them from funeral homes instead.
Reply:I have a deal for you! I have a list of folks that would need these type of flowers,....I'll pay.



You in??



Merry Christmas my Friend!
Reply:Flowers are really more of a ******** thing- if you want to dry hump the legs off someone, stick to chocolates
Reply:Look like the flowers are cursed, I would give candies instead for a couple of months and try, then switch to flowers again just to make sure..?
Reply:No my friend, I think that you are just a victim of unfortunate coincidences. However, if you feel that this is happening way too often, you can offer a small prayer each time you send out flowers.
Reply:I think that pehaps you are a very strange person......oddly eloquent (maybe)... but quite strange.....



If you are going to give flowers - it might be a good idea not to take them from the scenes of traffic accidents.